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Monday, August 06, 2007

Satire

Fake Steve Jobs has been channelling Larry Ellison over the weekend.
"I’m the guy who screwed IBM out of its own database business with its own technology. It was a beautiful thing. I invented Oracle. Maybe you’ve heard of it."

FLE has a pop at Sir Elton John and Marc Benioff; it's not often you'll see those two names in the same sentence.
Posted by APC at 4:45 am
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TU said...

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