Monday, July 02, 2007

Where does he find the time?

Jonathan Lewis has started answering questions in the OTN Forums. A normal person might think that running the Co-operative FAQ site, writing a blog, answering questions in the Oracle-L listserver and the comp.database.oracle.server forum, being a director of the UKOUG, writing award-winning books and holding down a proper job might be enough to fill all the hours of the day.

But not for Jonathan. He obviously has a few minutes left over which he wants to spend explaining the pointlessness of rebuilding indexes to newbies. Or perhaps he uses voice-recognition software to dictate articles in his sleep. Whatever, I guess us forum old lags will have to look to our game.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Tell me about it! It's all I can do to keep up with the day job and home life.

Anonymous said...

I reckon it's called a parallel option? :)

Noons said...

wait until he finds out that the most common task for a sql server dba is,...

wait for it, ......

yes, you guessed it:

rebuilding indexes!


GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

Sidhu said...

...I refresh more than my office Lotus Notes. Today I was reading APCs blog , that Jonathan Lewis has also started...

Sidhu

Joel Garry said...

Jonathan should be given an Oracle Ace, pronto!

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